Dry January – Day 6 and counting…….

Posted by GrannyRant on January 7, 2013 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING

Tweet Dry January (DJ) – Day 6. Is this Menopause, or abstinence I ask myself? I have never thought that I had a problem with drink but now I am not so sure. I wasn’t dependent on it, after all, I regularly take days off. However, I am definitely a habitual drinker. It goes with, [...]

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OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW!

Posted by GrannyRant on January 1, 2013 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet So it’s the first day of a squeaky clean new year! Without making resolutions I can’t keep, I am going to spend the next 5 days eating all the crap out of my house. This is so that when I get back to normal next week and back to work, I can look forward [...]

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THREE WEEKS AND COUNTING!

Posted by GrannyRant on June 10, 2012 in JUST SAYING

Tweet Good afternoon…Granny calling. Would you Adam and Eve it, I have been married three weeks already! We had a great day and the sun actually shone throughout the entire event. This is pretty amazing bearing in mind that in Wales, we are currently experiencing the wettest weather on record with flood warnings, gale force [...]

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VISITORS FROM A PAST GENERATION

Posted by GrannyRant on January 15, 2012 in JUST SAYING, STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES

Tweet They eat, they drink, they reminisce of days gone by. they do all the things they have always told you not to do. They eat with their mouths full, they talk of religion and politics, with their elbows firmly on the table. They drink too much wine and even spill some. Eyes bigger than [...]

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GREEN IS THE NEW BLACK

Posted by GrannyRant on January 8, 2012 in JUST SAYING, STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES

Tweet The sky is white like milk in contrast to the black spikes of the pine trees along the top of the hill. No sun, hardly any wind. The cold is hanging in the air, manifesting itself as white ghosts escaping from the mouths of children playing. This landscape has changed dramatically since my childhood. [...]

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POST CHRISTMAS REFLECTION

Posted by GrannyRant on January 5, 2012 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet As we are coming up to twelfth night…….I thought I’d reflect on the last couple of weeks and share my thoughts with you all…sing along if you feel the urge! On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me Some baubles and an artificial tree On the 2nd day of Christmas [...]

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IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT…..tell the world!

Posted by GrannyRant on October 27, 2011 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet The feel good factor is a wonderful thing but how do we put ourselves in the position where we are in the feel good zone for the majority of the time? Positive thinking is a powerful tool and acquiring a mental attitude that admits into the mind good thoughts, words and images can be [...]

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HERE COMES THE BRIDE, ALL DRESSED IN ???

Posted by GrannyRant on August 5, 2011 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING

Tweet OK, so here’s the thing, I am 53, I have 3 grown up children and 5 grandchildren, I have been with the same man for 11 years and now, after I thought it would never happen, he’s proposed! I am bowled over, flattered, happy, ecstatic in fact, as I know this is the man [...]

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A TALE OF TWO TITTIES

Posted by GrannyRant on June 18, 2011 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet At the risk of embarrassing my family…I would like to discuss TITS! AKA Melons, Bazookas, Boobs, Breasts, Bitty, Bosoms and a raft of other colloquial nicknames. Men and I suppose some lesbians, seem to love them and often in conversation with large chested women of ample cleavage, cannot avert their eyes away from these [...]

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HAPPINESS PERSONIFIED

Posted by GrannyRant on May 31, 2011 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet Today…is my birthday and I must say I am feeling particularly satisfied with my lot. I have just returned from a holiday on Symi in the Greek Islands, I have another three week jaunt to Europe planned in seven weeks time, I am happily ensconced in a long term relationship and my children have [...]

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