POST CHRISTMAS REFLECTION

As we are coming up to twelfth night…….I thought I’d reflect on the last couple of weeks and share my thoughts with you all…sing along if you feel the urge!

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Some baubles and an artificial tree

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
2 Value Crackers with Some baubles and an artificial tree

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
3 stuffed birds
2 Value Crackers, Some baubles and an artificial tree

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
4 hot flushes
3 stuffed birds
2 Value Crackers and Some baubles and an artificial tree

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
5 Noisy Kids (grandchildren)
4 hot flushes
3 stuffed birds
2 Value Crackers and Some baubles and an artificial tree

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
6 loads of washing
5 Noisy Kids (grandchildren)
4 hot flushes
3 stuffed birds
2 Value Crackers and Some baubles and an artificial tree

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
7 poopers partying
6 loads of washing
5 Noisy Kids (grandchildren)
4 hot flushes
3 birds stuffed
2 Value Crackers and Some baubles and an artificial tree

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
8 KY Jellies
7 poopers partying
6 loads of washing
5 Noisy Kids (grandchildren)
4 hot flushes
3 birds stuffed
2 Value Crackers and Some baubles and an artificial tree

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
9 Turkeys Gobbling
8 KY Jellies
7 poopers partying
6 loads of washing
5 Noisy Kids (grandchildren)
4 hot flushes
3 birds stuffed
2 Value Crackers and Some baubles and an artificial tree

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
10 Pies a mincing
9 Turkeys Gobbling
8 KY Jellies
7 poopers partying
6 loads of washing
5 Noisy Kids (grandchildren)
4 hot flushes
3 birds stuffed
2 Value Crackers and Some baubles and an artificial tree

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
11 Laptops surfing
10 Pies a mincing
9 Turkeys Gobbling
8 KY Jellies
7 poopers partying
6 loads of washing
5 Noisy Kids (grandchildren)
4 hot flushes
3 birds stuffed
2 Value Crackers and Some baubles and an artificial tree

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
12 empty bottles
11 Laptops surfing
10 Pies a mincing
9 Turkeys Gobbling
8 KY Jellies
7 poopers partying
6 loads of washing
5 Noisy Kids (grandchildren)
4 hot flushes
3 birds stuffed
2 Value Crackers and Some baubles and an artificial tree

Christmas…a time of love and peace……not in my house! Mayhem all the way, I am knackered and I wouldn’t have it any other way!!! Happy New Year! ….Granny

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