Posted by GrannyRant on February 13, 2012 in
STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES Tweet In the land of Soggy-Boggy Where the soggy boys are born Lived a soggy boy called Yoggi And his soggy dog called Bjorn When it rained in Soggy-Boggy All the people rushed outside For they loved the rain in Soggy And with tears of joy they cried One day when it was foggy In [...]
Tags: children, mud, poems, poetry, puddles, RAIN
Posted by GrannyRant on January 5, 2012 in
GRUMBLINGS,
JUST SAYING,
RANTS Tweet As we are coming up to twelfth night…….I thought I’d reflect on the last couple of weeks and share my thoughts with you all…sing along if you feel the urge! On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me Some baubles and an artificial tree On the 2nd day of Christmas [...]
Tags: children, CHRISTMAS, flushes, GRUMBLINGS, knickers, MEN, menopause, people, shopping, siblings, woman, WOMEN, work
Posted by GrannyRant on August 5, 2011 in
GRUMBLINGS,
JUST SAYING Tweet OK, so here’s the thing, I am 53, I have 3 grown up children and 5 grandchildren, I have been with the same man for 11 years and now, after I thought it would never happen, he’s proposed! I am bowled over, flattered, happy, ecstatic in fact, as I know this is the man [...]
Tags: age, BRIDAL, BRIDES, children, COLOUR, family, fat, MEN, people, WEDDINGS, woman
Posted by GrannyRant on June 18, 2011 in
GRUMBLINGS,
JUST SAYING,
RANTS Tweet At the risk of embarrassing my family…I would like to discuss TITS! AKA Melons, Bazookas, Boobs, Breasts, Bitty, Bosoms and a raft of other colloquial nicknames. Men and I suppose some lesbians, seem to love them and often in conversation with large chested women of ample cleavage, cannot avert their eyes away from these [...]
Tags: age, boobs, breast is best, children, cow&gate, fashion, GRUMBLINGS, Health and safety, MEN, siblings, Tits, woman, WOMEN
Posted by GrannyRant on May 31, 2011 in
GRUMBLINGS,
JUST SAYING,
RANTS Tweet Today…is my birthday and I must say I am feeling particularly satisfied with my lot. I have just returned from a holiday on Symi in the Greek Islands, I have another three week jaunt to Europe planned in seven weeks time, I am happily ensconced in a long term relationship and my children have [...]
Tags: age, birthday, children, fat, GRUMBLINGS, language, life, sickness, woman
Posted by GrannyRant on April 26, 2011 in
Barry Beech,
STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES Tweet As Barry arrived at North Street School gates he hesitated, what should he do? He could turn right around and go home..not a good idea as the dragon would be there, breathing enough fire to cause state of emergency in town! He could slope off and head down to the old quarry until it [...]
Tags: Adventures, Barry Beach, Barry Beech, children, parents, school, teachers, teenagers
Posted by GrannyRant on March 23, 2011 in
Barry Beech,
STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES Tweet Barry could not understand why people didn’t like him? Even his own Mother didn’t like him! After all, who would be so cruel as to name their only son after a South Wales seaside town? Thank fully his Mother wasn’t born in Ystrad Gynlais, what would she have called him then? He moved his [...]
Tags: Barry, canada, children, Education, language, people, school, siblings, stories, wales, WOMEN, writing
Posted by GrannyRant on December 24, 2010 in
GRUMBLINGS,
RANTS Tweet Shopping takes on a whole new meaning at Christmas time. It seems that no amount of snow, ice or slush can stop feisty housewives from over spending, stocking up or shopping until they are dropping! I live on a bus route, which has been iced up for days, apart from one lane which is [...]
Tags: children, CHRISTMAS, GRUMBLINGS, Grumpy, life, shopping, shops, stress, stuffing, TESCO, time, turkey, WOMEN
Posted by GrannyRant on October 17, 2010 in
JUST SAYING Tweet I have just spent a lovely evening with my Son, Daughter in Law and 2 Grandsons, not unusual you may say. Except this time we were having a get together as my Son is leaving for Afghanistan on Tuesday, to fight someone else’s battles for them. Now don’t stop reading this just yet, as [...]
Tags: Britain, british armed forces, children, college, English, family, government, Help for Heroes, heroes, life, people, siblings
Posted by GrannyRant on July 7, 2010 in
GRUMBLINGS,
RANTS Tweet According to The Guardian teachers will get tougher powers to deal with unruly pupils in a “zero tolerance” crackdown on nuisance in the classroom…….. Staff will be given powers to search children for mobile phones, music players, pornography, fireworks and cigarettes, extending existing powers that allow teachers to search pupils for knives. Well, it’s [...]
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