OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW!

Posted by GrannyRant on January 1, 2013 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet So it’s the first day of a squeaky clean new year! Without making resolutions I can’t keep, I am going to spend the next 5 days eating all the crap out of my house. This is so that when I get back to normal next week and back to work, I can look forward [...]

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IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT…..tell the world!

Posted by GrannyRant on October 27, 2011 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet The feel good factor is a wonderful thing but how do we put ourselves in the position where we are in the feel good zone for the majority of the time? Positive thinking is a powerful tool and acquiring a mental attitude that admits into the mind good thoughts, words and images can be [...]

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SWEATY BETTY RIDES AGAIN!

Posted by GrannyRant on October 24, 2011 in GRUMBLINGS, RANTS

Tweet Sweaty Betty here again, after another night of sweating and shivering, I am back at my desk (right now its coffee time). Coffee…now there’s a thing, the dilemma is to drink it or not to drink it? Due to lack of sleep doing my Karate Kid impression, (duvet on….duvet off…duvet on…..), I now resemble [...]

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A TALE OF TWO TITTIES

Posted by GrannyRant on June 18, 2011 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet At the risk of embarrassing my family…I would like to discuss TITS! AKA Melons, Bazookas, Boobs, Breasts, Bitty, Bosoms and a raft of other colloquial nicknames. Men and I suppose some lesbians, seem to love them and often in conversation with large chested women of ample cleavage, cannot avert their eyes away from these [...]

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BLESSED ARE THE STRESSLESS FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT MORE WORK!

Posted by GrannyRant on March 17, 2011 in JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet Before I start this rant, I must stress that I don’t think I have ever been stressed to the point where I cannot function in my daily life. I have no medical background and I am fully aware of the devastating effect that stress has on the lives of people from all walks of [...]

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LIFE IN THE FAST LANE

Posted by GrannyRant on January 15, 2011 in STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES

Tweet For the first time ever in my adult life I felt lost, I had no idea where I would be in 5 years time. I always knew how my life would be, I planned meticulously for my future, I studied hard, I got the job that I wanted, the car that I wanted, the [...]

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHOW SO FAR? ….RUBBISH!

Posted by GrannyRant on October 1, 2010 in GRUMBLINGS, RANTS

Tweet I must be getting sad in my old age, either that or less willing to take the inordinate amount of bullshit that gets thrown at us/me! For example, recently we have been offered wheelie bins for our recycling, what’s wrong with that’ I hear you say. Well, for starters I live on a main [...]

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IT’S A STICK UP!

Posted by GrannyRant on June 25, 2010 in GRUMBLINGS, RANTS

Tweet Picture this, it’s someone’s birthday and you have to buy a really special card. You haven’t seen this person all year and you really want to push the boat out and post a card of distinction, not just any old card, but a £4.99 card with a lovely verse, you know the ones that [...]

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AM I FIT FOR PURPOSE?

Posted by GrannyRant on May 9, 2010 in GRUMBLINGS

Tweet I have recently been trying to sort out my rather overweight body (5st overweight to be exact), in an effort to be fit for a trip to Canada in the summer. You know how it is, I had visitors from Canada staying at my house last year and we decided to take them up [...]

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WHY THE HURRY?

Posted by GrannyRant on April 16, 2010 in GRUMBLINGS

Tweet Every day, I take the same route to work. The majority of this 9 mile journey is along a single carriageway bypass, maximum speed 60 mph. I usually drive to the speed limit and sometimes exceed this; what I mean is, I am not a Sunday 45mph driver. Today, for the 3rd time this [...]

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