Posted by GrannyRant on January 15, 2012 in
JUST SAYING,
STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES Tweet They eat, they drink, they reminisce of days gone by. they do all the things they have always told you not to do. They eat with their mouths full, they talk of religion and politics, with their elbows firmly on the table. They drink too much wine and even spill some. Eyes bigger than [...]
Tags: age, family, food, MEN, mother, old, people, senior citizens, sunday lunch
Posted by GrannyRant on January 5, 2012 in
GRUMBLINGS,
JUST SAYING,
RANTS Tweet As we are coming up to twelfth night…….I thought I’d reflect on the last couple of weeks and share my thoughts with you all…sing along if you feel the urge! On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me Some baubles and an artificial tree On the 2nd day of Christmas [...]
Tags: children, CHRISTMAS, flushes, GRUMBLINGS, knickers, MEN, menopause, people, shopping, siblings, woman, WOMEN, work
Posted by GrannyRant on October 24, 2011 in
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RANTS Tweet Sweaty Betty here again, after another night of sweating and shivering, I am back at my desk (right now its coffee time). Coffee…now there’s a thing, the dilemma is to drink it or not to drink it? Due to lack of sleep doing my Karate Kid impression, (duvet on….duvet off…duvet on…..), I now resemble [...]
Tags: age, BBC, coffee, GRUMBLINGS, Grumpy, Health and safety, MEN, menopause
Posted by GrannyRant on August 5, 2011 in
GRUMBLINGS,
JUST SAYING Tweet OK, so here’s the thing, I am 53, I have 3 grown up children and 5 grandchildren, I have been with the same man for 11 years and now, after I thought it would never happen, he’s proposed! I am bowled over, flattered, happy, ecstatic in fact, as I know this is the man [...]
Tags: age, BRIDAL, BRIDES, children, COLOUR, family, fat, MEN, people, WEDDINGS, woman
Posted by GrannyRant on June 18, 2011 in
GRUMBLINGS,
JUST SAYING,
RANTS Tweet At the risk of embarrassing my family…I would like to discuss TITS! AKA Melons, Bazookas, Boobs, Breasts, Bitty, Bosoms and a raft of other colloquial nicknames. Men and I suppose some lesbians, seem to love them and often in conversation with large chested women of ample cleavage, cannot avert their eyes away from these [...]
Tags: age, boobs, breast is best, children, cow&gate, fashion, GRUMBLINGS, Health and safety, MEN, siblings, Tits, woman, WOMEN
Posted by GrannyRant on March 4, 2011 in
STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES Tweet The door banged loudly as it was slammed shut and Laura breathed a sigh of relief as she watched him walk to his car. She gazed into the mirror at the bruise on her cheek, the exact same shape as the stubby fingers of his right hand. She touched her face gently and felt [...]
Tags: chardonnay, domestic violence, family, friends, love, marriage, MEN, pain, WOMEN
Posted by GrannyRant on January 15, 2011 in
STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES Tweet For the first time ever in my adult life I felt lost, I had no idea where I would be in 5 years time. I always knew how my life would be, I planned meticulously for my future, I studied hard, I got the job that I wanted, the car that I wanted, the [...]
Tags: ambulance, boy racer, Cats, driving, Health and safety, MEN, mobile phone, NHS, Nokia, speed, TRAVEL, Vauxhall
Posted by GrannyRant on December 29, 2010 in
GRUMBLINGS,
JUST SAYING,
RANTS Tweet As the year comes to a close and the last few pine needles drop from my already very bald Norwegian Spruce. I am trying hard to eat the last of the After Eights, Mince Pies and Curly sausage rolls and becoming reflective about the year that is coming to an end. Over the Christmas [...]
Tags: 2011, afghanistan, army, Britain, CHRISTMAS, facebook, government, GRUMBLINGS, happy new year, language, MEN, NHS, time, wales, weather, WOMEN, work, world cup
Posted by GrannyRant on July 7, 2010 in
GRUMBLINGS,
RANTS Tweet According to The Guardian teachers will get tougher powers to deal with unruly pupils in a “zero tolerance” crackdown on nuisance in the classroom…….. Staff will be given powers to search children for mobile phones, music players, pornography, fireworks and cigarettes, extending existing powers that allow teachers to search pupils for knives. Well, it’s [...]
Tags: age, anger, angry, children, college, Education, language, lecturers, life, MEN, old, parents, people, power, responsibility, spiderman, teachers, teenagers, time, woman, work
Posted by GrannyRant on June 28, 2010 in
GRUMBLINGS,
RANTS Tweet I am no football fan, being born and brought up in the South Wales Valleys I was exposed to the other ball game. Rugby Union was the name of the game at my house and when Wales was playing the whole of my small village went silent apart from the sound of Fathers, Grandfathers [...]
Tags: Britain, English, Football, gentlemen, GRUMBLINGS, MEN, miners, money, people, respect, rugby, sport, wales, worl cup
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