Posted by GrannyRant on January 5, 2012 in
GRUMBLINGS,
JUST SAYING,
RANTS Tweet As we are coming up to twelfth night…….I thought I’d reflect on the last couple of weeks and share my thoughts with you all…sing along if you feel the urge! On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me Some baubles and an artificial tree On the 2nd day of Christmas [...]
Tags: children, CHRISTMAS, flushes, GRUMBLINGS, knickers, MEN, menopause, people, shopping, siblings, woman, WOMEN, work
Posted by GrannyRant on June 18, 2011 in
GRUMBLINGS,
JUST SAYING,
RANTS Tweet At the risk of embarrassing my family…I would like to discuss TITS! AKA Melons, Bazookas, Boobs, Breasts, Bitty, Bosoms and a raft of other colloquial nicknames. Men and I suppose some lesbians, seem to love them and often in conversation with large chested women of ample cleavage, cannot avert their eyes away from these [...]
Tags: age, boobs, breast is best, children, cow&gate, fashion, GRUMBLINGS, Health and safety, MEN, siblings, Tits, woman, WOMEN
Posted by GrannyRant on March 23, 2011 in
Barry Beech,
STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES Tweet Barry could not understand why people didn’t like him? Even his own Mother didn’t like him! After all, who would be so cruel as to name their only son after a South Wales seaside town? Thank fully his Mother wasn’t born in Ystrad Gynlais, what would she have called him then? He moved his [...]
Tags: Barry, canada, children, Education, language, people, school, siblings, stories, wales, WOMEN, writing
Posted by GrannyRant on January 24, 2011 in
STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES Tweet They eat, they drink, They drink, they think, They think, they sigh, They sigh, they cry, They cry but by and by They are happy
Tags: age, language, old, people, siblings, woman, words, writing
Posted by GrannyRant on January 2, 2011 in
JUST SAYING,
STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES Tweet Christmas comes but once a year and some folk wish it wouldn’t I for one can’t wait for it come to although I shouldn’t It gives me license to indulge in all my wildest habits I can’t walk past a hot mince pie my hand just has to grab it! It’s not just me, [...]
Tags: CHRISTMAS, cleaning, fat, Mince pies, religion, shopping, shops, siblings, TESCO, time, turkey, woman, work
Posted by GrannyRant on October 17, 2010 in
JUST SAYING Tweet I have just spent a lovely evening with my Son, Daughter in Law and 2 Grandsons, not unusual you may say. Except this time we were having a get together as my Son is leaving for Afghanistan on Tuesday, to fight someone else’s battles for them. Now don’t stop reading this just yet, as [...]
Tags: Britain, british armed forces, children, college, English, family, government, Help for Heroes, heroes, life, people, siblings
Posted by GrannyRant on June 17, 2010 in
GRUMBLINGS Tweet Imagine this, you wake up one morning and you are suddenly a ‘teenager’. You are no longer 12 but 13! When you went to bed last night, you were treated like a child. You woke up this morning and you are expected to behave like an adult…overnight! Oh, but you must still listen to [...]
Tags: age, Britain, children, college, Education, fat, gentlemen, Grumpy, hormones, language, life, media, MEN, old, people, respect, scaremongering, siblings, the sun, WOMEN
Posted by GrannyRant on June 9, 2010 in
GRUMBLINGS Tweet So what is it that people hate about swearing, after all, you can say all manner of words, but if you use them in a certain way, they can be described as offensive. These are the type of things I hear people say regarding swearing. It reduces respect people have for you, It shows [...]
Tags: age, Britain, children, college, Education, expletives, GRUMBLINGS, Grumpy, language, life, manners, MEN, old, people, siblings, swearing, WOMEN, words
Posted by GrannyRant on May 19, 2010 in
STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES Tweet Special days, sun on faces, Scolding Mothers, warm embraces That healed a multitude of bruises Hanky washes, bread and jam Corned beef stew and tins of Spam Telling lies and poor excuses Blackened Father from the pit Tired and hungry, fire’s lit Stare into the reddened coals Mother scrubbing at the sink Socks and [...]
Tags: age, childhood, children, fire, food, GROWING UP, housework, life, love, MEN, siblings, stew, sun, time, wales, WOMEN, work
Posted by GrannyRant on February 27, 2010 in Uncategorized
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