Dry January – Day 6 and counting…….

Posted by GrannyRant on January 7, 2013 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING

Tweet Dry January (DJ) – Day 6. Is this Menopause, or abstinence I ask myself? I have never thought that I had a problem with drink but now I am not so sure. I wasn’t dependent on it, after all, I regularly take days off. However, I am definitely a habitual drinker. It goes with, [...]

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POST CHRISTMAS REFLECTION

Posted by GrannyRant on January 5, 2012 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet As we are coming up to twelfth night…….I thought I’d reflect on the last couple of weeks and share my thoughts with you all…sing along if you feel the urge! On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me Some baubles and an artificial tree On the 2nd day of Christmas [...]

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WELCOME TO THE FAN CLUB

Posted by GrannyRant on September 26, 2011 in GRUMBLINGS, RANTS

Tweet As readers of this blog will be aware, I am going through the madness that is menopause. “Nothing wrong with that, perfectly normal”, I hear you say. Well let me tell you right now…normal it is not! To give future sufferers the head up, I have devised a series of helpful hints that go [...]

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HERE COMES THE BRIDE, ALL DRESSED IN ???

Posted by GrannyRant on August 5, 2011 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING

Tweet OK, so here’s the thing, I am 53, I have 3 grown up children and 5 grandchildren, I have been with the same man for 11 years and now, after I thought it would never happen, he’s proposed! I am bowled over, flattered, happy, ecstatic in fact, as I know this is the man [...]

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A TALE OF TWO TITTIES

Posted by GrannyRant on June 18, 2011 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet At the risk of embarrassing my family…I would like to discuss TITS! AKA Melons, Bazookas, Boobs, Breasts, Bitty, Bosoms and a raft of other colloquial nicknames. Men and I suppose some lesbians, seem to love them and often in conversation with large chested women of ample cleavage, cannot avert their eyes away from these [...]

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HAPPINESS PERSONIFIED

Posted by GrannyRant on May 31, 2011 in GRUMBLINGS, JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet Today…is my birthday and I must say I am feeling particularly satisfied with my lot. I have just returned from a holiday on Symi in the Greek Islands, I have another three week jaunt to Europe planned in seven weeks time, I am happily ensconced in a long term relationship and my children have [...]

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BLESSED ARE THE STRESSLESS FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT MORE WORK!

Posted by GrannyRant on March 17, 2011 in JUST SAYING, RANTS

Tweet Before I start this rant, I must stress that I don’t think I have ever been stressed to the point where I cannot function in my daily life. I have no medical background and I am fully aware of the devastating effect that stress has on the lives of people from all walks of [...]

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VISITORS

Posted by GrannyRant on January 24, 2011 in STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES

Tweet They eat, they drink, They drink, they think, They think, they sigh, They sigh, they cry, They cry but by and by They are happy

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COLD TURKEY

Posted by GrannyRant on January 2, 2011 in JUST SAYING, STORIES, POEMS AND FUNNIES

Tweet Christmas comes but once a year and some folk wish it wouldn’t I for one can’t wait for it come to although I shouldn’t It gives me license to indulge in all my wildest habits I can’t walk past a hot mince pie my hand just has to grab it! It’s not just me, [...]

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHOW SO FAR? ….RUBBISH!

Posted by GrannyRant on October 1, 2010 in GRUMBLINGS, RANTS

Tweet I must be getting sad in my old age, either that or less willing to take the inordinate amount of bullshit that gets thrown at us/me! For example, recently we have been offered wheelie bins for our recycling, what’s wrong with that’ I hear you say. Well, for starters I live on a main [...]

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